yeah but if my brothers a puppy i could bring him to show n tell and say hey everyone, here’s my puppy-brother
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER
This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*
People who completely missed the point:
Me and everyone else:
(Source: youtube.com)
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
I know this is supposed to be a look of concern but all I can see is
“Okay, Bones, I’m gonna go do that thing you told me not to do.”
I am murdering you with my mind, Jim.
you better chekov yourself before you wreckov yourself
I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice







