joloso:

yeah but if my brothers a puppy i could bring him to show n tell and say hey everyone, here’s my puppy-brother

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hansolus:

whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

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People who completely missed the point:

Me and everyone else:

(Source: youtube.com)

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brbjellyfishing:

we heard u were talkin shit

brbjellyfishing:

we heard u were talkin shit

(Source: nickholmes)

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bookofmorgan:

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

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agameofscones:

I know this is supposed to be a look of concern but all I can see is
“Okay, Bones, I’m gonna go do that thing you told me not to do.”
I am murdering you with my mind, Jim.

agameofscones:

I know this is supposed to be a look of concern but all I can see is

“Okay, Bones, I’m gonna go do that thing you told me not to do.”

I am murdering you with my mind, Jim.

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starkid-scully-sherlock:

you better chekov yourself before you wreckov yourself

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carsonphillips:

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

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